(ATTENTION: CONTEST ENDED ON OCTOBER 31, 2008)
THE QUOTES CONTEST IS NOW OVER... READERS ARE WELCOME TO SNAG AND USE ROWENA'S QUOTES, BUT NO FURTHER PRIZE DRAWINGS WILL BE HELD IN CONJUNCTION WITH THIS PROMOTION.
WINNERS' NAMES WILL BE PUBLISHED WITH THE NEXT UPDATE.
Permission is granted to use any of these quotes in your signature file:
“If you’ve made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction.”
“Never ask a question if you don’t know the answer.”
Nice legs. Shame about the… morals.
“Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady”
“Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one “date”…”
"If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in breach of contract..."
"I have no plans to use my rank to save a World, or a life, without bloodshed tonight."
"That's exactly the sort of thing I want my enemies and future in-laws to know.”
“I’m at your service in this, Ma’am. I’ve never refused a fight.” I’ve never lost one, either!
“Let’s make this interesting,” she whispered. “I challenge you to a proper duel. To the drawing of first blood. If you lose, you will impregnate me.”
Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles…
Here’s looking right through you.
“Here’s the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine…..”
“a goddess who gives “Hide The Salami” an entirely new twist.”
“Wouldn’t you rather play chess, Ma’am?....It’s less destructive of clothes.”
“Masturbation is not like yawning….”
“Never kiss with open eyes… unless she does. Never strike, force, or take advantage of a lady, even if she climbs into your bed of her own volition.”
“Of all the Djinn groins … in all the towns … in all the Communicating Worlds…she throws herself onto ’Rhett’s.”
“Electra had chosen him. She was his. His to refuse and turn down, and teach a lesson to. But his.”